About this episode
In the words of Edna Ferber, "Christmas is a state of mind." I can imagine those words softly slipping out of her mouth, moving past her lipsticked lips, vibrating the molecules in the room until the sound of her voice meets my ears, tickling my tympanic membrane. The hairs on my arms and pubus shiver and wave, like summer wind through an unkempt field of long, curly grass. It's the kind of nervous, but excited feeling one might get Christmas morning, accidentally walking in on ol' Saint Nick fucking a giant cube of lard in the kitchen. POLL: Edna Ferber, HOT or NOT? VOTE YES IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.