Retro Review: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

"Happy Thanksgiving!" Five days ago, a nation of patriots gave thanks for friends, family, and the beautifully baked and basted bird before them, breaking buttered bread as the binge-banquet began. Five days later, the Film Junk Retro Review of Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead is posted, and the world has already forgotten about the debut of the Derpy Tiger and Shrek's Onion Carriage balloons at the Macy's Day Parade.