Retro Review: Trapped in Paradise (1994)

We three kings (of candles, comedy, and game design) come bearing gifts of FRANKincense, an R2-D2 mug, and a black pleather sex pillow for our wonderful Film Junk patrons! Let us guide you to thy perfect light with our retro review of the absolute Christmas CLASSIC, Trapped in Paradise! It's got scallions!! And in the spirit of giving, the video version of this review will be available for ALL! So why this film? Well, having been shot around Southern Ontario, it's got DEEP connections to Film Junk lore, all of which we explore in this review. As for the movie, you'll have to listen to this review to hear if the boys think Trapped in Paradise is a Christmas miracle or a total TURDle dove.