About this episode
Happy Star Trek Day to those who celibate! (Voluntarily or involuntarily.) What better way to observe this special day than with a double-feature episode of Treknobabble? We catch up with Supreme Gentleman Geordi LaForge as he desperately attempts to boldly go where no starship engineer has gone before. THE VULVA! In Booby Trap (season 3, episode 6), Geordi tries to fuck a hologram of famed starship engineer, Leah Brahms, raising numerous questions about the ethics of holodeck sex and the viability of holographic babies created with non-holographic sperm. (aka, non-dream cream.) What happens in the holodeck stays in the holodeck until season 4, episode 16's Galaxy's Child, in which Geordi embarrassingly finds himself face to face with the real Lea Brahams, who sees through his ploys at breaking the incel spell by spilling his cells inside Brahms' Jefferies tube. Will Geordie turn that incel frown upside down? Will Guinan report Geordi to Captain Picard, or is she afraid he might kink-shame her by spilling the beans on her obsession with bald men? Set your phasers to "cum" as the Fap Four attempt to figure out why Geordi doesn't just binge holographic minge on his downtime.