About this episode
FAPtain's Log, Stardate: 69. On this episode of Treknobabble, Reed and Frank are seriously DTF after watching the hot and heavy season three banger, Captain's Holiday (s03e19). This episode is all about the three V's: Vorgons, Vash, and Picard's plunging V-neck blouse. Riker manages to convince JLP to spend some time on Risa, a Federation fuck planet where visitors go to get their Vasquez Rocks off guilt-free. But Picard doth protest too much, methinks, as he's constantly complaining about his downtime when we all know he's dying to find some frisky Risian willing to play his Ressikan skin flute.